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Skills

  • Playing Cornhole
  • Balancing on my head
  • Drinking milk
  • Going to sleep
  • Not updating my phone apps

Experience

Nanny for Goats

I spent a year at a farm in Ireland raising baby goats. I had to feed them, pet them and play.

  • Making goats noises
  • Cleaning their stalls
  • Milking the goats
SandCastle Builder

I have crafted the skill of sandcastles growing up on the beaches of Galveston.

  • Avoiding Jellyfish
  • Applying the right amount of water
  • Wearing sunscreen

About Me

My eclectic background and hippy upbringing makes me a rare commodity. I'd love to get together and talk over a non-GMO kale smoothie. Email or call me anytime!